Monday, January 26, 2009

You Want To Know What?

It's been a long time since I've gone to go look at Stat Counter to see where people are coming from (hello, Paraguay, Dehli, Sydney and other locales I wish I were in!). And of course I had to check out what searches were bringing people to your humble blog here.

There were some good ones.

sissy husband
Ummm. This brought you here? Now I'm really glad my husband doesn't read this. I wonder if the person wanted to know what a sissy husband looked like or was in search of a sissy husband to dominate.

i love the cabinets from Costco
I haven't gotten any, but it's good to know they someone likes them. Someday I'll remodel my kitchen so that the cabinets are the same color on all sides, and I'll most likely get them from Costco.

how many mittens and gloves lost each year
Dude. You don't want to know. First, I don't think I can count that high, and second, I think that number would really depress you.

are evites tacky for kids birthday
Apparently "Dear Google" is a new advice column they're debuting. Let me answer it for you though -- in my personal opinion? YES! Super Bowl party? Go for it. A kids' birthday party? Not so much. And I'd like to go on record as saying that the first wedding invitation I receive as an evite, I will be declining.

ridiculous over the top birthday parties for children wish lists
Well, you won't find examples of this here, but you will find my thoughts on them. And I'm guessing that this over the top thing and wish lists isn't restricted just to my neck of the woods. Trust me, your kids are just as happy running around in the back yard. They don't need the bar set this high for happiness this early in life.

what are the nicest apartments in edwardsville
I have no idea. I don't think I've ever been to Edwardsville, although I do know that it's a town in southern Illinois near St. Louis. And that if I were to ask my husband, I'm positive he'd be able to answer off the top of his head. Actually, I tried it. I got an "oh. oooo. The only place I can think of in Edwardsville is pretty skeevy, not ghetto or anything, but definitely there aren't any luxury apartments there. If you're wanting a nice high end rental, you're getting a duplex or a townhome." Seriously, the man amazes me.

its not cheating if he watches tee shirts
Granted, I had to read this a few times before I figured out that the person was looking for a t-shirt that had the it's not cheating saying on it. To me, the fact that someone would want to have a t-shirt like that and would think it's funny... it's just sad to me. But I know I'm kinda old fashioned. I definitely won't be able to help this person!

tips for staying warm at football games
Well. You certainly came to the right place for that one! I'm an expert. Just go check out this post.

stitches hand kitchen knife
As I've learned, if you're googling whether or not you need stitches, go get the stitches. You need them. Oh, and Friday morning when I changed my bandage and moved to just a Band-Aid covering my stitches? I realized that I have four stitches, not the three I thought. Apparently I can't count anymore!

oh my god is it swearing
Technically, yes. Again, Google won't answer you, People. That's what I'm here for, I guess. So technically, yes, when you take the Lord's name in vain, it is swearing. In today's society, no one thinks anything of it, but it is swearing. Oh, and do me a favor and capitalize His name, wouldja?

swearing oh my god
Your point? Oh. Yeah. See above.

swear honest to pete
Apparently, I'm now the expert on swearing. This is a case where I would say that no, it isn't swearing. However, it is a form of invective. And I certainly wouldn't want my wee ones walking around saying it at their age.

can i get free refills with starbucks gold card
You realize that if you had just gone to the Starbucks site and read about the Gold Card program. You know... like I did. To answer your question though, no. You can't get free refills. However, if you use the Starbucks Card Rewards, then you get free refills.

But apparently I'm also the expert on the Gold Card program now:
starbucks gold drink customization

why do i want a starbucks gold card
You do. Trust me. I did the math.

It's so nice to feel needed, isn't it? Do you have any burning questions you need me to answer?


MaBunny January 26, 2009 at 4:22 PM  

Very funny, I can't get over what some people type in to get to my site...
that one about cheating while watching, kind of creapy if u ask me...

Smoochiefrog January 26, 2009 at 4:47 PM  

Ya know what's funny? As soon as I saw the Edwardsville question, I thought "there aren't any good apartments there". ;) Totally skeevy are the ones I know of. :)

Michelle January 26, 2009 at 9:59 PM  

MaBunny - Yeah... I'm with you on the cheating while watching thing. ick.

Smoochiefrog - Apparently they should have asked you that question! Should I even ask why you know anything about Edwardsville?

Cookie January 26, 2009 at 10:54 PM  

Honest to pete?! I have a friend who says that allll the time! Another friend always says, "Oh Mylanta!" Such potty mouths that I hang around ;)

Swishy January 27, 2009 at 12:51 AM  

Ha ha ... I don't get ANY that good! (PS I am totally going to get myself a gold card because of you!)

Michelle January 27, 2009 at 8:16 AM  

Cookie - Oh! I certainly hope you don't expose your children's precious ears to such language! DCFS must be on their way ;)

Swishy - I'm shocked given your posts that you don't get good ones like that. And TOTALLY go get the Gold Card. I got one for my husband for Christmas (and kept that first free coffee for myself thank you very much), and he's loving it!

Nicole January 29, 2009 at 8:03 AM  

That is just too funny. I might have to do that sometime, too.

Tracey January 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM  

I hope I am never one of those people that googles strange things like that! It's so funny to read others though!
Stopping by from SITS!

Michelle January 30, 2009 at 11:41 PM  

Nicole - I love seeing what brings people to sites. Go for it!

Tracey - Oh, it's never *you* (or me) who googles these odd things. Of course not. It's other people, right? Tell me I'm right!

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