Yep, We Need More Drugs
We've all met her. It's very rarely a him; in fact, I can't think of any male afflicted with this disease. The worst part of the disease is that she doesn't know she has it. She thinks everything is fine, and she typically surrounds herself with those who enable her behavior and encourage her.
The rest of us, though, we cringe off to the side, just hoping that we aren't sprayed with the buckshot of her attitude. We don't understand her, and we know there's no talking to her trying to get her to change.
But now. There's a new drug available that will help everyone.
No longer will there be women caught in the throes of cheer. No more overenthusiastic, scaring the Disney chipmunks laughing and giggling and exclaiming. She can finally take it down a level. Once again, she will have appropriate reactions because not everything is that "cute" or "OMG, AWEsome" or worse yet, "the cutie-wootie-est, wittow, itty-bitty, pwecious" anything.
Our ears will thank us. Those afraid of surprise hugs will thank us. And our gag reflexes will thank us.
I can't stop laughing.
4 comments:
The natural Treatment...a diet of corn syrup and white bread and a total lack of exercise...LOL!!
This is hilarious!
Such a funny post! They always say that anything "too sweet" can't be good for you : ) Thanks for dropping by my blog!!
Nice. Come by my blog, I have an award for you!
Sarah - That was one of the better parts... you know, the homeopathic cures.
septembermom - I agree. Those saccharine sweet people are just a bit too much sometimes!
Katie Lane - Thanks. I have to warn you that I'm notoriously bad with awards, BUT I'll still stop over of course :)
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