My Neighbors Hate Me
I’m a nice person, I swear I am. But I’m also one of those neighbors. While my husband usually does a good job of keeping the lawn mowed and edged – as he likes to remind me, he worked for the parks and rec department when he was in high school – there are times when his schedule gets too busy to keep things up the way we want them to.
He has baseball announcing after teaching all day at school and doesn’t get home until late. Or he has a Scholastic Bowl match that keeps him away. Or it rains. Or he’s in a tournament. Or he decides the Monday before Memorial Day that this is the time to finally get the mower tuned up and its blades sharpened.
(My only comment is to ask – any guesses as to how many days it takes to service a non-emergency repair of a lawn mower at the end of May? 13 business days, in case anyone’s wondering. Ok, I’ll comment: I asked him in November of 2006 to take the mower in for servicing. He didn’t and didn’t service it at all last year. I asked him again after the first snowfall if he was going to take it in. Finally, the third lawn cut of the season showed that the grass was being ripped by the mower instead of cut nicely. He took it in. Grrrr.)
Plus, we have previous owners of our house (we’ve lived here for two years and four days now) did nothing to the landscaping. They didn’t trim, they didn’t weed, they didn’t mulch, they didn’t stop the volunteer trees. Inside had a lot of halfway done things, but outside was bad.
The first summer we were here, we trimmed back everything hugely in the vain idea that this would solve the problem and keep us looking ok. We realized that fall that things were growing faster than we could trim.
Last spring, I called a couple of landscaping companies to get a landscape design and some quotes. Apparently business was really good last year, as only two called me back. I had one come out and create a plan for us and give us a quote. They drew up lovely blueprints that mostly listened to what I had to say (other than ignoring my disdain for prairie grass). By the time they got out and drew up plans and reviewed them with me, it was already mid-June.
For the front quarter of our house, they gave me a price. I requested a price for the other three sides of my house, but I never heard from the guy again. Apparently my jaw dropping to the floor when he told me the front alone was going to be over $11,000 (yes, that’s eleven thousand dollars – American dollars, at that) alerted him to the fact that I wasn’t really going to use their services so he decided to ignore me.
Seriously, $11K. For one quarter of my house. I was afraid to see what they wanted for the rest of the house – where there were more plants, but I was afraid to ask. I never heard from them again, and I never did get that quote. Needless to say, landscaping didn’t happen last June after I got that design.
Last summer, I started working hard out there though. I decided that maybe it was possible to save the landscaping. I pulled out the 18’x18’ patch that had once been a swingset area (according to neighbors) and when we bought the house had housed the trampoline that they had owned. Needless to say, it was filled with weeds and old mulch and yuck. I’m proud to say that I pulled out every weed by hand and fully resodded it. And the sod took beautifully.
I also weeded every bit of the landscaping and cut back all the bushes so they weren’t so horribly overgrown and nasty. That way, I could also see the weeds to try to pull them out. I also began to pull out the yucky white rocks that had been put in 15 years ago for apparently decorative purposes. The huge pile that began appearing next to the garage was my first clue that my strategy wasn’t going to be successful.
At this point, I knew we were the eyesore of the neighborhood and people had to be talking about us.
5 comments:
WOW - it looks fabulous! I do a lot of the work in my yard - A LOT and that was a deal - it looks so beautiful!
Hope you had a good day - Kellan
WOW! That looks fantastic, and I cannot believe they did it all in 3 days! That may have been the kick in the rear I needed to get going on my backyard . . . MAY being the operative word in that sentance!
looks great. i too need to do something with our yard. it is a mess.
That's an amazing difference! The new landscaping looks GREAT! It really makes me want to tackle my crappy looking yard that makes me the "most hated neighbor" around here. Ha ha!
Kellan -- thanks! Now that I have something I can work with to start, I'll be doing a lot of work out there. I tried to keep the old stuff the last two summers, but it just wasn't possible with the lack of maintenance the previous 8 years!
Nicole -- I'm shocked they did it all in 3 days, too. They had told us 4-5 days, but these guys totally rock. I love love love them (they did our sidewalk and a retaining wall last summer). And don't complain -- you have a beautiful new deck, AND you've inspired me to get our deck taken care of, too (it's been on the list for awhile).
Feener -- trust me, this took some doing. We've lived here for over 2 years now with that yucky landscaping before I finally called uncle on saving it and got onto the landscaper's schedule (both were tough feats for me). If you change yours up, definitely share!
Angie -- Thanks! I do really love it, especially since it's rained every day (ok, except today) since we planted it, so we've yet to have to water. I also planted some veggies on Saturday. Once the ground dries out a bit, I'll transplant the herbs I started and get some more seeds going. Wish me luck! (And I've found that baking helps the voting for most hated neighbor!)
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