Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Sometimes You're The Windshield; Sometimes You're The Bug

I love that song, and now I have it going through my head. Artist anyone?

Today, I was the bug. While I was super productive and got a lot done, I also realized that all my running around out and about probably induced quite a few snickers. And deservedly so.

I have a pair of jeans that is coming really close to having a hole in the knee. I know to be careful with them. This is not uncommon, as the knees seem to give out regularly.

Me? I've got a whole different issue, and yes, I apparently walked around like this all day long. It wasn't until after dinner when Mister Man pointed it out that I realized my problem.


Go ahead, you can laugh, too. You've got my permission. There's really no way to salvage these, is there?

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17 comments:

  1. It's by Mary Chapin Carpenter and it's called The Bug. :)

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  2. I was the bug all day today. Blah. :(

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  3. I have a pair of "weekend" jeans that ripped in the exact same place! I still wear them. I'm pathetic ;-)

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  4. Ok were you at least wearing pretty undies? LOL me It would be the day I threw on the crazy ones that would so make me look even funnier :)

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  5. Now that looks like one pair of well loved perfectly broken in jeans. Sorry to see their passing.

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  6. Well, it wouldn't be so noticeable if you didn't walk around with your fingers sticking out of the whole.

    And when, when do I get to be the windshield.

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  7. Not whole, hole. Seriously, why are those words so similar? It makes no sense.

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  8. Eeeek! Can they be patched and used for bumming? Hate it when good jeans go bad. Especially in the crotch area.

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  9. Smoochiefrog - Nicely done. I love that song!

    Melisa - Not surprising... but hey, at least today your nails look great!

    Stacey - I think this hole is too big to get away with. But it's possible that the jeans I'm wearing now are shredded in that area although not technically a hole. Yet.

    Alexis - Ummm no idea. I hadn't even THOUGHT of that. Yikes!

    WeaselMomma - Oh they were so comfy. So soft and wonderful. And only $2.

    Unknown Mami - What, you don't walk around with your hands in your pants all day? Huh - starting a new trend, I see!

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  10. Hyacynth - I haven't figured out a creative way to make it look cool, but you're craftier than I am, so I'm all ears!

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  11. Mary Chapen Carpenter. I didn't look at the other comments, so if someone else said it, I still get credit.

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  12. That's a tricky place for a hole :) I hate when I my favorite jeans are unwearable. It's too enough to break them in.

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  13. I'm so cheap, I'd try sewing it with my sewing machine and if that was too hard for the machine to get through, I'd sew it by hand with a thimble to push the needle through. I've never had a pair of pants tear in that spot, though. lol!

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  14. Jen - My dear, hypercompetitive friend.... someone else beat you to it. But kudos for knowing it. It's a great song, isn't it? :)

    Kelly - I know... and I'm discovering more and more holes in my jeans. Apparently it's truly been that long since I've bought a pair. Bummer.

    Pat - I would try if I had a sewing machine (and knew how to use it), but it's actually too shredded to even try to sew. And a patch would look totally weird there ;)

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  15. i had a favorite jean that I wore so much that the side of the back pocket wore off...it didn't rip. it wore off...and my coworker pointed told me that she could see my underwear! so embarassed...

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  16. it's written by dire straits' frontman mark knopfler and has only been covered by mary chapin carpenter

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  17. mr. pineapple man - Wow... wearing off is pretty impressive. I'm intrigued that apparently only one side of it wore off, too. Oops.

    Anon - That goes to show me. I should never pretend I know anything about music. I love the Mary Chapin Carpenter version but had no idea it wasn't her song originally!

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